Contrary to modern thought, the bra was apparently invented sometime in the Dark Ages, but lost popularity when production was held up, and under-handed tactics were used to prevent a hands-on marketing campaign. Apparently, production ceased when Marie Antoinette wore a T-shirt emblazoned with "MY HEADLIGHTS ARE ON FOR SAFETY" and only resumed in the late 1800s. Henry the 8th was once heard announcing: "Harken, for I have unfasteneth this contrary contrivance with one hand, foresuth!"
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