Saturday, June 30, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! Looks like the Fresno P.D. needs a private security firm as well as an independent auditor!

I really feel sorry for cops these days. Some lib-tard judge who was appointed by lib-tard politicians decided that criminals have more rights than law abiding citizens, and took the teeth out of the law. Too many thugs in a cell? Just turn them loose! Simple, huh? Liberal Logic 101... Now, they're snickering up their sleeves over making the Fresno Police look like the Keystone Kops. If this anti- law abiding citizen ruling is left to stand, and thugs continue to be released to prey on honest citizens, there's going to be a vigilante backlash like California hasn't seen since 1880s San Francisco, and COPS are going to be leading the charge!

Friday, June 29, 2012

Good morning, Madtown Mob! it's FRIIIIIIIIIDAY!

Just found this story in the paper about a national poll on UFOs and an alien invasion. Why doesn't anybody ever include ME in these polls? Says here that most of the people polled believe that Obama is better suited to handle an alien invasion than Mitt Romney. I wouldn't doubt that at all, since he already has a Social Services command center and a voter registration booth set up in Roswell New Mexico hoping they'll come back, along with a sign apologizing for the 1947 crash that was undoubtedly caused by America's greed. I hear that he also has new legislation planned to stop law enforcement from asking for an ID if the person in question is grey, under 3 feet tall, and has huge eyes and spindly limbs.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Good Tuesday morning, Madtown Mob! Hey... Does anyone smell smoke???

Compare these two stories, and be amazed! Half the Western states are burning, and what does good ol' California do? They set the damn forest on fire! How many times has a "prescribed burn" gotten out of control? Like EVERY TIME! Can anyone say STUPIDITY?? If you ask them why, they'll tell you "because someone might set the forest on fire if we don't burn it first!" Uh... Yeah, THAT makes perfect sense, so do it while all the firefighting aircraft and crews are already busy fighting other fires in other states, so when it does get out of control, (and it will,) there's nobody available to pull these rocket scientist's chestnuts out of the fire, literally! Go, California! Incinerate all those endangered species you've sacrificed our economy to protect! 

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Uh-oh... Weekend's over for the Madtown Mob!

Well, I sold the Sporty chopper I've been building for the last couple of months! It's going to a good home. Just finished it a few days ago, so I didn't have time to get too attached to it, and it's extra money for the Sturgis trip! An old friend came over this morning and fell in love with it. We shook on the deal, and I deliver it next weekend.

Good Sunday morning, Madtown Mob! Ready for another soapbox diatribe?

How hypocritical can you get??? The news media is decrying North Korea's anti-American educational programs that teach hatred over basic educational curriculum, yet they ignore the fact that our own Public Education System has been doing the same thing for several generations. The "progressives" running our school system routinely teach our children that everything that made America great is wrong, that our Founding Fathers and national heroes of the past were nothing but racists who oppressed the people, and that the only way to make America the liberal utopia they want it to be is to destroy all that came before the politically correct agenda they live by.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Good Hump Day morning, Madtown Mob! Looks like ol' Widow Jones had better keep her bedroom curtains closed, the Feds are gonna be watching!

Well, Mobbers; ain't technology great? Guess I'd better lose that extra 30 pounds before I go skinny-dippin' in the Jacuzzi anymore. And here, I thought that noise was the neighbor's lawn mower! I wonder if it will be a felony to jacklight these things with a lazer like it is for regular aircraft?? Maybe Walmart will buy one to see what kind of underwear you prefer so they can hit you with a targeted ad? Ya know damn-well that the Whitehouse will have so many of these buzzing their "enemies list" that the air space above the Red States will look like a swarm of killer bees.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! How about a HOT little Sporty to go with a HOT day?? Just about done with the Sporty chopper; whatta ya think??

Good Monday morning, Madtown Mob! Gonna be a HOT one here today!

We broke a record yesterday, and it's gonna be as hot today, I'm afraid! Sure wish they'd build a bridge to Hawaii, so we could RIDE over instead of flying. Nobody does a cavity search to ride a motorcycle! (Unless they're really strange)  Just to promote the Hawaii idea, here's a shot of Arlen & Bev Ness in Maui!

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Happy Father's Day, Madtown Mob!! Hope your weekend is crime-free, even in Fresno!

In the newspaper today, there was an editorial expressing shock that the violent crime rate in Fresno was rising dramatically. Unfortunately, that's happening all over California, with carjackings, muggings, killings, home invasions, burglaries, and other crimes against the public running rampant. Have you ever asked yourself why, and who's to blame? When criminals are released from jail repeatedly they soon realize that there are NO consequences for their actions, and the violence of those actions increases exponentially every time they escape any punishment for their crimes. Just like a dog that shits on the carpet, it will continue as long as it's allowed to. The police are just as frustrated as we are, but their hands are tied.
So... Why are career criminals put back on the streets to prey on you, me, and our families? Because the "party of handouts" also appoints liberal soft-on-crime judges who put the rights of career criminals above the safety of the public! Why are criminals who kill, rob, rape, and terrorize us more deserving of comfort than our military who live in tents in 115 degree Middle-Eastern deserts?
If we want handouts, if we want illegal aliens and dead people voting in our elections, if we want more feeding at the public trough, if we want to risk our lives every day by just being alive, continue to vote for the same old people and policies. Continue to allow liberal judges to be appointed to the bench. The next time someone breaks into your home and robs you; the next time your car is stolen at gunpoint, the next time you get mugged in a shopping mall parking lot, remember: We get what we vote for, and we have nobody to blame but ourselves for crime in California!
So, what's the solution? First, we elect new faces. Kick incumbents from BOTH parties to the curb; they're the ones who put us in this situation. Second, elect new faces who will build prisons to hold these "inmates"
(I really HATE that term. They're prisoners in jail, NOT inmates at an inn.) and appoint judges that will put them there and KEEP them there. An extra benefit would be jobs created in construction and enforcement.
To pay for a large part of the construction and the guarding of these facilities, we need to impose drug testing for all recipients of public assistance. That alone would save millions of dollars annually, and since I had to undergo random testing at work to earn their "rocking chair" money for them, they should have to undergo random testing to receive it! Within a week of implementing this, most of the multi-generational societal leaches who have been sucking the public teat for far too long will depart California for states that still allow this kind of taxpayer abuse to happen.
Finally, we need to pass legislation by an OVERWHELMING margin to stop politicians from accepting millions in campaign funds starting immediately after elections. Their campaigns, including accepting contributions,  should be limited to 6 months before any election. They need to be focused on the needs of We, The People, not the next election!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Well, Madtown Mob, strange things are happenin' here at home, too!

Somehow, my blog ended up on Reggie's FB page. Any offensive material is by me, and should not be attributed to her. Just sayin... Hey, is this a Redneck disclaimer???

Here's another "Strange, but True" entry for the Madtown Mob! ONLY in Fresno could this happen!

This must have been a Chihuahua... Not only are they the right height, but they're the most insidious, vindictive mutts on the planet! They'll stop at nothing to immolate their captors!

Good morning Madtown Mob, it's FRIIIIIDAY! Let's start with some unusual stuff in the news!

Wow! This whale must really take that whole Jonah - indigestion thing a while back seriously! I guess the government didn't apologize or offer reparations! Either that, or the whale thought he was a southern Eskimo!

Good morning, Madtown Mob! It's FRIIIIIIIDAY!! Let's get the weekend underway with some unusual stuff in the news!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Good morning, Madtown Mob! Well, time to go waste my time and taxpayer's money!

Got jury duty this morning... Probably be some drug dealer or gang banger that the cops should have shot before they cost us any more money. Oh, well... I guess everyone's entitled to a fair trial before we hang 'em!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's HUMP DAY, Madtown Mob... Whazzup?? Just another political tidbit here to offend half the population.

This is an extension of yesterday's story. Guess who's TAX MONEY the Feds are spending to fight having to enforce the "citizens only" voting law? Yep, yours and mine! The Dems know that after all the failures, broken promises, and plummeting economy, the only way they can keep their God-like power over We The People is by illegal aliens and dead people voting numerous times each. Since our president is himself an illegal alien, I guess we should expect that. Once again, We the People lose!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Good morning, Madtown Mob! They say that "politics makes for strange bedfellows", and I fear that the Feds are sleeping with the enemy!

How many of you Mobbers would mind showing your ID at the polls if it would ensure honest elections? I know I wouldn't, since I have to show it to use a credit card, cash a check, etc.
The current administration is trying to undermine America's sovereignty in any way possible to advance their "one world" agenda, and allowing illegals to vote has brought them closer to accomplishing that goal. They know that to hold their omnipotent power over you and me, they have to employ every sneaky tactic in the book, including allowing members of Mexico's drug cartels to vote, and influence our elections, so they can continue their murders, terrorism,  and drug operations in our South-Western states. Through Eric Holder, they've even supplied the cartels with weapons to get their cooperation, thinking they wouldn't get caught. I guess when your war chest is low, it's "any old port in a storm" as the sailors used to say.
When individual states have to sue the federal government to enforce the law, there is something very sinister afoot, and the hierarchy in Washington needs to be purged before we, as Americans, totally lose control of our nation!

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! How's your weekend going?

Here's a pic of Reggie's "Best Custom" award from the Spokes N' Rods show.  She's rackin' up an impressive collection of "happy hardware"!!

I made some headway on the Sporty today. I made a set of pipes that should sound great! I think I'll wrap them with black wrap to keep the heat off my leg.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! We just got back from Spokes N' Rods, and it was a great event!!

Well, my ol' Shovel didn't place, but the girls seemed to love it! Reggie won Best Custom, which was quite a feat with all the beautiful bikes that were in the show! By bro Sandy won Best Chopper with the bike I just got back together 2 days ago!

We had a lot of fun, had a great time talking to our friends, Keith & Ursula of Tamarack Machine Works, Jimmy Ogawa of Ogawa Design, Rocky of Rocky's Custom Upholstery, and more! Look for my story in August's  Thunder Press!

Good Saturday morning, Madtown Mob!! The Sporty build is coming right along! Just small stuff left now; wiring, cables, a set of shorty pipes loud enough to wake the dead...

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! Got sodas??

I see where Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City is banning the sale of sodas over 16 ounces. Is that the freedom we Americans always talk about? Is that the freedom our forefathers gave us, and our past generations fought and died to keep? Sure, it's a small thing, but how long before it becomes a BIG thing? If they can ban large sodas today, taking away your freedom of choice in the name of "health", how long before they ban tobacco, bacon, coffee, ice cream or anything else we enjoy? In my first novel, SKINNER'S WAR, I wrote about the government banning motorcycles because they were "inherently dangerous", and that time may not be far away, if WE THE SHEEPLE allow it! I thought freedom of choice was part of our national heritage? It's time to stand up to tyranny! Tyranny starts out small, but quickly grows if left unchecked. If you drop a frog into a pot of hot water it will jump out, but if you drop that same frog into a pot of cold water and gradually heat it, the frog will die before jumping out, and that's the idea behind these small transgressions against our personal liberty! There are plenty of politicians who back this foul assault on freedom; REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Good evenin' Madtown Mob! Well, I had a 40 foot tree fall across my driveway today, and still made some progress on the Sporty project!

If the tires were mounted, I could be ridin' by midnight! (Actually, I have to make rocker bushings for the springer, exhaust pipes, and a bunch of other stuff, but I'm gettin' close!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

How many of the Madtown Mob have heard of Scott Jacobs?

Scott is a famous artist who paints Harleys, and scenes from the road and lifestyle. He's a member of the Hamsters USA, and a multimillionaire. He was just on the TV show "Secret Millionaire", and even this ol' dog got a little misty! It's nice to see this kind of generosity and dedication to helping others. Way to go, Scott!

Good Sunday morning, Madtown Mob!! Well, it's rampent in Arizona, and will soon be coming to Mexifornia thanks to our own Federal government!

Meanwhile, our Miraculous Mullah, Obama the Great, is SUING ARIZONA for trying to keep these murdering thugs out! Invest in canned goods and ammunition, and above all, REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!!!!

Friday, June 1, 2012

Howdy, Madtown Mob! Been busy, busy, busy, but the Sporty is starting to go together on Monday!

So... What do ya think? Blue LEDs under the tank to liven things up, or strictly "old school" ??? It has a black springer front end with a "spool" 21" on the front.