Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Good Hump Day morning, Madtown Mob! Looks like ol' Widow Jones had better keep her bedroom curtains closed, the Feds are gonna be watching!

Well, Mobbers; ain't technology great? Guess I'd better lose that extra 30 pounds before I go skinny-dippin' in the Jacuzzi anymore. And here, I thought that noise was the neighbor's lawn mower! I wonder if it will be a felony to jacklight these things with a lazer like it is for regular aircraft?? Maybe Walmart will buy one to see what kind of underwear you prefer so they can hit you with a targeted ad? Ya know damn-well that the Whitehouse will have so many of these buzzing their "enemies list" that the air space above the Red States will look like a swarm of killer bees.

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