Friday, June 29, 2012

Good morning, Madtown Mob! it's FRIIIIIIIIIDAY!

Just found this story in the paper about a national poll on UFOs and an alien invasion. Why doesn't anybody ever include ME in these polls? Says here that most of the people polled believe that Obama is better suited to handle an alien invasion than Mitt Romney. I wouldn't doubt that at all, since he already has a Social Services command center and a voter registration booth set up in Roswell New Mexico hoping they'll come back, along with a sign apologizing for the 1947 crash that was undoubtedly caused by America's greed. I hear that he also has new legislation planned to stop law enforcement from asking for an ID if the person in question is grey, under 3 feet tall, and has huge eyes and spindly limbs.

1 comment:

  1. obama is an illegal alien himself so i agree he would be more familiar with the critters